Modi China bhai bhai - by Sagarika Ghose

Review of..
Article by : Sagarika Ghose
Published on : TOI
Dated : 18th may 2015.

Again, another article which is a puke of words and dump of dictionary.

Starting with the title, two country chiefs meet & one is addressed as individual and the other one as country? What does she think? Bhai banke Modi ‘alone’ wants to invite ‘whole of China’ for a dinner party? Thab tho China se hi rice order karna padega to feed them all. BYOR – Bring Your own Rice. And Modi will have to do a 4G scam to get that kind of money.

The tagline is the best i.e. the most deceptive of statements. After reading her entire article 4-5 times still don’t know what is the haqeeqat she is talking about!

An FYI for readers : ‘Gujarati’ merchants reached china first. If, that, then Modi’s visit put Xi on Desi tourist destination? What kind of a relation is that? Sorry Sagarika “Logic & Run time error in your - If then loop. Compiling will fail”.

Being breached?! So, she is saying the talks are not a good way? For someone capable of throwing dictionary on the face, I doubt this is a mistaken use of word. And, “No longer say cheeni kum”? ‘Made in China’ isn’t starting now my dear, the feeding bottle your mom used to feed you, in all likelihood bore “Made in China”. Indeed Indian manufacturing lags behind and that is the whole point of ‘Make in India’ initiative.

Okay, Nehru did attempt something & probably went wrong, so how is that related to Modi China Bhai Bhai & how is that related to the haqeeqat of chowmein and…..? Wait a min, was nehru nick named chin chin chu? Oh BTW, this paragraph dint have any big word from the dictionary!

Sagarika, are you a fan of Aamir Khan? Is this a pre-empt to an of his movie coming? First about PK and then 3 idiots prescribed in universities? Anyway, good to know that some Chinese folks have “domiciled” in India. {domiciled : verb - treat a specified country as a permanent home.} Neither of our countries have any shortage in population, and few more wouldn’t make any difference. We are open.

They wont square with our democracy?! What about the ‘domiciled’ lot you just spoke about? On the economy there is no border dispute? I don’t know what means, its better to leave economics to economists. China gives chinta? Saggu, should try ICICI prudential – ‘No chinta only money’.

I don’t know what she is trying to say here, but has certainly reminded me of noodles. I should order Shezwan noodles for dinner tonight, been a while.

Conclusion : Article has makes no sense, has no objective or conclusion. But if you love noodles like I do, then you are bound to have noodles for dinner.