Monday, May 25, 2015

P.S I love me - by sagarika Ghose

Review of..
Article by : Sagarika Ghose
Published on : TOI
Dated : 25th may 2015.

This is a review of Sagarika Ghose’s article “P.S I love me”. If you haven’t yet read the original article, in the interest of context I suggest you to have read that first. Its posted “here”.

These interests of Sagarika, such as brand of Modi’s shawls and talk about selfies etc, reminds of the stereotypical women that we hear & read about in jokes & whatsapp forwards. Are all women really so obsessed with clothing, style, brands and selfies?
              Anyway, talking about the article, this time it isn’t completely just a puke of words with dictionary thrown at face. Although however there are thoughts have wandered off a little bit and does have some big new words from the dictionary. To start with she calls taking selfies as Narcissism! Wasn’t that the thing always about taking photos of people? The second camera on phones have only reduced the dependency of another person only.
              The first paragraph simply summarizes the whole purpose of her article. The Modi-Li selfie became the most viewed with some 32 million views. One of the other stereotypical features of women that we come across is ‘Jealousy’. Is that the driver for the article? Probably none of her selfies got that kind of views? Nevertheless there is certainly some show of knowledge in this paragraph, of other popular selfies taken.
              She goes on to say Great wall, Sphinx etc are only a backdrop purpose to project oneself. Ofcourse Saggu, like you have already called selfies as an act of narcissism, its only purpose is to say I was here at this place, travelled here, afforded a travel to here, was privileged to get here etc. The next paragraph was a good flashback story, atleast to me, walking thru the journey of types of photos we used to have and the technologies used at different times. Interesting though is that she calls us third worlders! What on earth?! What kind of a person & that too  a journo and especially a one who talks so often about secularism call oneself & fellow citizen as third worlders! That’s unpalatable.
              The next paragraph, I am compelled to believe, is just a filler. Makes no sense what so ever. How is a wedding photograph a shrine for our grand children? And what call to duty? Calling for the duty of making dozens of children & grand children? He he. The further part I think something that makes complete sense. For once I might agree to give credit to her. Why bother about mainstream media, who only focuses on biased views, selective messaging and even so focuses on the PM’s suit n shawl? Instead connect with the young guns yourself?
              The last paragraph is the most debatable one. A selfie is relating to end of privacy? Taking a posting a selfie is end of privacy? Really? A picture & the backdrop is all there is to privacy? I don’t know what to say about it. The second line is just an attempt to portray some kind of linking. And a massive failure at that! ‘Like Upanishads talk about connecting Atma to Brahma, selfie connects to the world’? brahma is the world? What analogy? If anything is connecting individuals to the world, I would first give credit to the internet as whole and then comes FB, twitter and then Instagram. The selfie is only a way of show off a.k.a narcissism in Saggu’s dictionary. If really have to relate the selfies to atma & Brahma in that sense, it is more like ‘Aham brahmasmi’ interpreted in the wrong way. Justifying Narcissism.


Conclusion : An article intended out of the fact that Modi’s selfie got 32M views and added with a lot of senseless fillers.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Modi China bhai bhai - by Sagarika Ghose

Review of..
Article by : Sagarika Ghose
Published on : TOI
Dated : 18th may 2015.

Again, another article which is a puke of words and dump of dictionary.



Starting with the title, two country chiefs meet & one is addressed as individual and the other one as country? What does she think? Bhai banke Modi ‘alone’ wants to invite ‘whole of China’ for a dinner party? Thab tho China se hi rice order karna padega to feed them all. BYOR – Bring Your own Rice. And Modi will have to do a 4G scam to get that kind of money.

The tagline is the best i.e. the most deceptive of statements. After reading her entire article 4-5 times still don’t know what is the haqeeqat she is talking about!



An FYI for readers : ‘Gujarati’ merchants reached china first. If, that, then Modi’s visit put Xi on Desi tourist destination? What kind of a relation is that? Sorry Sagarika “Logic & Run time error in your - If then loop. Compiling will fail”.


Being breached?! So, she is saying the talks are not a good way? For someone capable of throwing dictionary on the face, I doubt this is a mistaken use of word. And, “No longer say cheeni kum”? ‘Made in China’ isn’t starting now my dear, the feeding bottle your mom used to feed you, in all likelihood bore “Made in China”. Indeed Indian manufacturing lags behind and that is the whole point of ‘Make in India’ initiative.


Okay, Nehru did attempt something & probably went wrong, so how is that related to Modi China Bhai Bhai & how is that related to the haqeeqat of chowmein and…..? Wait a min, was nehru nick named chin chin chu? Oh BTW, this paragraph dint have any big word from the dictionary!



Sagarika, are you a fan of Aamir Khan? Is this a pre-empt to an of his movie coming? First about PK and then 3 idiots prescribed in universities? Anyway, good to know that some Chinese folks have “domiciled” in India. {domiciled : verb - treat a specified country as a permanent home.} Neither of our countries have any shortage in population, and few more wouldn’t make any difference. We are open.


They wont square with our democracy?! What about the ‘domiciled’ lot you just spoke about? On the economy there is no border dispute? I don’t know what means, its better to leave economics to economists. China gives chinta? Saggu, should try ICICI prudential – ‘No chinta only money’.



I don’t know what she is trying to say here, but has certainly reminded me of noodles. I should order Shezwan noodles for dinner tonight, been a while.
Conclusion : Article has makes no sense, has no objective or conclusion. But if you love noodles like I do, then you are bound to have noodles for dinner.






Monday, April 27, 2015

Showstopper Sarkar article : An analysis... for the sake of understanding.

Showstopper Sarkar article : An analysis... for the sake of understanding.

Writing an open letter is a hero/hippie thing, such is the current time. I intend to be no such hero. I read the 'bloody mary' column in STOI and was fizzled by the flow of thought and particularly since it was from such a well known Journalist and Author. And this post is my analysis of the article, part by part, reasoning why I think the article is baseless and has no single flow of thought. If any of you reading this, wish to consider this article as anything else other than what I state, you are free to. And all those of you who followed-up on my FB post/tweet should have your questions answered in this post, I hope.

Let me start my POV right from the name of the article :
 

"Showstopper" - by definition means something of such high quality/enjoyable nature that audience keep applauding for a prolonged period. So the name is saying : "Showstopper Sarkar" - meaning, Govt that the people are applauding + "suited, booted" - yeah, I know Rahul Gandhi said that and was referring the govt was focusing on industries, corporates etc more than on farmers + "but not quite rooted" [now thats the baffling part] - 'not rooted' meaning not connected? She says people are continuing to applaud and then say the govt is not connected/rooted? - so says who? the people who are applauding or she or who? [if not her, is she speaking for someone else?] And this is what caught my attention and made me read the article. Thinking if the 'showstopper' here was the meaning that I said above or if it was saying the sarkar is actually stopping a show that someone is trying to put forth.


"Time of farmer suicide" - Talking about the suicide at the recent AAP rally? Modi wore the Monogram suit in January when Obama was here and has even been sold out in Feb. How can they be said to be in the same time? Is she saying the farmer suicide now has retrospectively bought the suit in foray for Modi?
And that's why Rahul won traction? For a 'suit-boot' in literal sense? I too thought he made some sense, but thinking he was referring to corporates as 'suit-boot'! But if Sagarika is right and he was playing politics over clothes then that's immature and worse than before. I will leave the next piece of Advice for Rahul Gandhi himself to take it up. Though i dont see how 'Dalit home excursion' is an injustice to the poor? I agree if that is called a political stunt, taking advantage of the situation/people etc. but Injustice? Doesnt that mean being unfair/cheating etc? And that in general to the poor of the country? Does Rahul promise something when he visits Dalit homes and let them be damned and take advantage of it somehow? I dont know if that happens and i dont know if there is another way to interpret this.



I cant understand the point of view here. Is she expecting the Prime Minister of the world's largest democracy to be dressed like a tea seller because he was one, during his childhood days? Then, Dirubhai Ambani should have been walking around in soiled & oiled old clothes with can of petrol until he died? And about the chaiwallah thingi, did he ever even feature in a chaiwallah dress in campaigns? Then what is the transition she is talking about? 
Mayawati incident - I dont know of the scene, but I buy it. If it was done, I agree its unfair for treating people with castism/racism in this current day.
Next line is how contradictory! 'Old elite need to shed snobbery' and since we are warming to well-dressed PM, CM? And Modi makes a refreshing break? Hang on a minute, that s refreshing break? Who on in the last paragraph was cribbing about booted and not rooted and distanced dressing style etc? First she says he is not dressing as a chaiwala and has distanced away and then again says he is well dressed and is a refreshing break?! - Get your thoughts first lined up lady!



There is this whole hue and cry about visits, padayatras etc that I don't understand at all. Is this for real? Do people really expect the PM himself to go around and visit everyone and solve their problems? How is that humanly possible? And for this exact reason our democracy has provisioned MPs who then eventually roll up to the PM. It should be the MP and not the PM who should be making close, careful, regular visits. MP is the representative of PM in each area and should spearhead to solve the local problems and then, in turn, condense that to the PM on what funds/policies are needed. Be it Amethi or Amrtisar, Rai bareli or Raichur  it is the region's MP who owns the first responsibility to visit the place and implement what the govt & constitution has already enabled and post that go ask the PM to come down. Has that been done? Has everyone been doing that? Unless that I only see it has failed MPs blaming PM for not coming down to their area. Irrespective of party if you have won the election to become an MP from an area, isnt it still his/her responsibility to take ownership and care of that place?
Smart clothes distance you when empathy is missing? - Who empathizing who? The PM empathizing people or the other way? Not visiting the house of everyone or every farmer in the country means the PM is not empathizing? [Remember she had also said such excursions only bring injustice?] Again contradictory, now I dont know if i should believe PM making trips to common man's homes is practical or if its needed to show empathy or if brings injustice.
'When real change in voter's lives' - Other than our govt, be it the PM or CM or anyone else, we too [as voters] should be making efforts to change our lives towards better shouldn't we? The govt should only create opportunities and we as citizens should utilize it, correct? That is my opinion and Modi might be doing that to some extent (creating room for opportunity) and might still have many open options and avenues and areas that needs focus. Now, if she is referring to making lives better by giving fish. Its a no no from me, i am never of that Idea. If someone says the idea of making life easy for someone is by giving food at throw away prices, and anything else they need at no or less price, then why will they work? That only gives way to creating a pure bipolar society. One part slogging and earning a lot and paying taxed and that tax money being spent on free living of the other part of people who lay lazy and use the free facilities for a living. And if that needs to be connected to PM's wardrobe........... I have nothing to say about maturity in that thought.
Modi is not known for soft touch and a shot from hip image? - I dont know what has backed her up to say this. Soft - i dont know. But for saying shoot from hip, which means high on speed and low on accuracy, wonder how she got that image. Neither me nor anyone i have known or talked to have this image of Modi. Anyway, makes no sense to me since i dont know of any instances that Modi regretted or had foot in mouth because of taking quick decisions.
And how on earth can this mean khaas aadmi orientation? Because he wore an expensive / monogrammed suit while meeting the president of US, and instead of wearing a chaiwallah dress? How lame.
This line had better not been there.. "we desis admire well-dressed leaders", atleast the we shouldnt have been there. Because, so far she has said anything but admired well dressed politicians.
'affection for half-naked fakirs' - okay.. so how is that [half naked fakirs] supposed to be related to politicians? Is that meaning politicians should be half naked? or meaning Fakirs should be wearing monogrammed suits? Or is the the "Fakirs" and not the half naked part she is bring in here?
"Sharp dressing.....Gajendra Singh....distress" - The only thing that i can relate to this line is a kannada proverb "And mele hodidhre dawade hallu udharthanthe", meaning "Relating a kick on the butt as having made a molar tooth dislodge". I dont think this is sanity.
The next sentence is her showcase part that she has a dictionary in the next tab or may even be that she knows some less known words. So i would rather not take that into account or try to understand that.
Rajiv Gandhi shoes..... - Lol, is all i can say.



Again the same point, I dont know if Modi himself has said this but is certainly well known that he was once a chaiwallah. But has that got to be perceived has he is still a chaiwallah or atleast was until he became the PM? I agree if he now, after becoming the PM, starts wearing a "Louis Vuitton" shawl [;)] or starts wearing gold in cpetition to Bappi Lahari or something like that. Then one can say there is change seen and is going overboard. But Modi here is only wearing what he wore pre elections on most days, well on all days except for one. One day, when he wore the monogrammed suit which is said to be gifted and then was auctioned and money given off for Ganga project. Is this whole article and hue & cry from Sagarika about that one day? Tata, NRM and Jaya are all living as they please and oh hold on are they dressing to please Sagarika? :) . And BTW, FYI Jayalalitha isnt in this stage because of her dressing or what color or design or brand she wore. Her display of wealth was on what she actually had but wasnt supposed to [now proved in court of law]. Is Modi in the same bucket? or is she implying that?



First line is among the most ridiculous and self contradictory and under confidence based statements I have ever read. So, Sagarika - congrats on that award.
-- Yes indeed the clothes wear you - when it is something like a "Louis Vuitton Shawl" that you are wearing. Or atleast in the eye of people who are only eye your clothes, its the clothes that wear you. BTW, now i wonder what was Sagarika wearing when writing the article! hmm... [BTW, i am wearing a 2 year old faded, near dying shorts and t-shirt. psst the T-Shirt is from Seattle, If Sagarika getsd to know, then she will write an article on how my neighbour's car mileage is affected and that because i am wearing a T-Shirt from US].
-- And next part is a free add on version of dictionary thrown at the reader's face. 



Oh... Ambedkar who came from a poor, Dalit family and who projects an image of a man with best interests to backward class and the deprived ended up being dressed in a suit and regularly! How disconnected, not rooted and distanced. No? Oh okay, he wasnt. The Modi formula doesnt apply here.
-- Sushma & Smriti ... - Err... they wear saaris.... uhm.. does she want them to wear something else? err... really? ANd BTW, that is what Jayalalitha too as wearing when she paid the political price ;).
-- Modi's Range symbolises casting off poverty and backwardness? - What on earth was that?! Its morefunny than anything. Up above she said Modi dressing differently is a refreshing break, and then says politicos should dress according what they were early in childhood and then comes their wealth, and now this is castiing off paverty? So is this to mean our PM should be wearing torn clothes and living in slums until poverty is solved? 
-- "riposte to worldview of Sangh" - 'riposte' meaning : "a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism.". This is first time i came across this word. So thanks there Sagarika. Modi's dressing and clothes is a reply from Sangh Parivar for an insult? What is linked to what TF? Again this only reminds me of the same Kannada proverb... ("kick on the butt... molar tooth...").



-- If the Prime Ministership was different?? Different in what way? In a way that he doesnt talk at all? or talks less or talks more? or goes visting or all houses? Or less commanding? More commanding? Different in what way? Different??? Mz.Sagarika Ghose - The role is of a Prime Minister ship in real world and not a role in a movie.
-- Suit-Booted isnt about the garments? Then what was all the above stuff for? All what you said about M.Gandhi's loin cloth, R.Gandhi's Gucci shoe, I.Gandhi's clothes, Kejrival's pan shirt in politics, Smriti and Sushma's saree etc etc. Was all, now you say, was non sense? That you made me read?
-- stratospherically placed VVIP swagger?? - Why? Is that because Modi isnt visiting farmer's home [and there by bring them injustice] ?! 

Conclusion : First see who the author is before reading an article. If its Sagarika, dont bother to read it if looking for a good & sensible article. And if in an elevated state of mind (high, drunk etc) and not in a state to say or read sensible, logical stuff, then go ahead and read. To get hit by a dictionary and learn some new words to use in conversations to show off that you arent drunk.


(ps : just so that no one asks later, I am writing this on a new blog roll, since my original blog is specific to Bangalore & its events, and this one has nothing to do with Bangalore exclusivity).

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